A little Nut humor...

The Night Watchman:  If this doesn't sum up our Goverment perfectly...I don't  know what does.

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said that someone may steal from it at night; so they created a night watchman, and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the night watchman do his job without instruction?” So they created a planning position and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, “How will we know that the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?” So they created a Quality Control position and hired two people, one to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Congress asked, “How are these people going to get paid?” So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, and hired two people.

Then Congress asked, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?” So they created an administrative position and hired three people, an Admin. Officer, an Assistant Admin. Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, “We have had this command in operation for one year and we are WAY over budget, we must cut back our overall cost.”

So they fired the night watchman....